I feel that the most appropriate word here is one that has sadly lost currency: faggot. What an absolute fucking faggot.

But also, this is unhinged levels of "alternative facts" or "my reality is equally as valid as yours", to the point where this actually makes no sense.

Like, does anyone actually buy this shit? Really. I know we're right in the middle of clown world, now, but even then... This is a massive stretch of the truth. Wow.