"Water" is offensive, please say "Dihydrogen monoxide" or you're an aquaphobe-enabler.

"Train" is offensive, please say "On-rail motorised vehicle" or you're a mechanical bigot.

should be avoided because they are "frequently used by anti-LGBTQ activists to denigrate LGBTQ people, couples, and relationships."

Oh, it's that easy? All we have to do is use the word, and you'll stop using it and find a replacement for it? Good to know you're as weak and desperate as we thought you were.