64 Woman reveals idiotic thought process while attempting to dispense profound wisdom (twitter.com) posted 255 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent 255 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent +64 / -0 105 comments share 105 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Monotone vocal fry = no watch. What's the summary?
tl;dr you forgot her dog's bday so she breaks up with you.
I love my cats, but if anyone asks when their birthday is I will have no fucking clue, I don't even know what year they were born, best guess is 7-10 years old.