Uterus: "Sorry, babe, I'm just a uterus. I'm not capable of realizing you were diddled as a kid. I just do uterus things. Also, stop anthropomorphizing me...ironically, it makes me rather uncomfortable."

Jokes aside, it really is weird that, despite being attracted to guys, they insist they're gay. Even if you're also attracted to your own sex, why try to force yourself to be "gay?" Oh, right...because it's an Identity, and you're in a freaking cult.