Rumor: Disney Wants Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow To Appear As Side Character In Female-Led 'Pirates Of The Caribbean'
A new rumor claims Disney wants Johnny Depp to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in their female-led 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film.
Star Wars: Luke is a loser, Han is murdered, Leia is a strong General, Rey is über-powerful and beats all the bad guys.
Terminator: John Connor is murdered in the first 5 minutes, Mexican girl is the new savior of mankind, Sarah Connor is now a 5'5" petite wahman with no arm definition. Arnold is an old married dad.
Indiana Jones: Indy is a drunk divorcee who no one likes, ugly Br*tish bint is is the new hero who everyone loves and is smart and clever and beautiful!!!
Iron Man is dead and replaced by a black girl, Thor is still a loser and is replaced by a woman, Hulk is lame and weak and replaced by a woman, Hawkeye is replaced by a woman, Dr. Strange is replaced by a woman in his own movie, Antman is shown up by two women in his own movie, Black Panther is replaced by a woman, Spider-man is being replaced with a black kid (but not in the real movies (YET)), Captain America replaced with a black man who already had his own name and "powers," War Machine (James Rhodes) was actually a girl alien the whole time, Samuel Jackson is a lazy old man who is replaced by a smug condescending woman.
Batman: recently killed and Harley Quinn is being shoved into the spotlight in his place
Just off the top of my head. I'm sure I missed a couple other obvious ones.
He-Man: Gets killed in the 1st episode and the entire season is about a butch Teela.