41 New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5000 Per Day (babylonbee.com) posted 100 days ago by dagthegnome 100 days ago by dagthegnome +41 / -0 New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day. 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
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