Woke Trash VII: Re-Dilated
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Remake isn't even good as a game, much less JUST THE OPENING ACT OF THE ORIGINAL GAME FOR SEVENTY FUCKING DOLLARS.
I pirated that shit (before it got a Steam release), and not even the greatest Tifa and Aerith mods could keep me going to the end, much less sell the game the game to me when it finally got to Steam. Fuck them.
What gets me is the "Time Jannies" concept. Presenting the concept of preferring the original canon over retcons as villainous and monstrous. I don't even like FFVII that much, but I can't stand people taking a landmark piece of gaming history and graffitiing all over it.
The things that they appear in early-to-mid game don't even make sense, as there's supposedly only one particular force that could have changed course, and he wasn't doing shit, so why were they getting involved?
Well Squenix spent over a decade literally jerking off on FF7 as if it was literally the best game in existence. It had spinoff upon sequel among cameo among fucking everything. Until the point even the fans of that "Compendium" got sick of it.
So the graffiti is absolutely deserved after that much fluffing. The problem is that the same guys are doing both and we aren't supposed to notice the full 180.