Israel is the female of the world.

No expectations of being held accountable for any behavior. Delights in using manipulation to pit people against each other. Pretends to hold close relationships with others, but will do things like spy on their phone and gossip about them as soon as they leave the room. Anything that ever happened is not only the worst thing that ever happened, but it's more important than any of your problems. Constantly lies, but knows you know they're lying, but then still gets mad when you don't just believe them. Always digging up ancient shit nobody cares about to moan about. Always spending everyone else's money while pretending their bullshit fake MLM job is bringing in anything that matters.