Sure, sure...but what are these "holidays," then? It's obviously a euphemism. Also, they must have something specific in mind, since you can get it by "the holidays." On what date are these holidays? And apparently that's not Hanukkah, since that's already begun.

You'd be surprised how many boomers are still careful to make sure to include Kwanzaa in their holiday greeting repertoire. They fell for the meme in the 60s and still think it's real even though absolutely nobody actually celebrates it.