If you've tried to get something from a Southwest flight attendant since, oh about when they bought ValueJet (cum Air Tran), you know this will not go well.
I dunno when it was "fly the friendly skies." They're some of the worst, now, IMO.
Yeah that always sucked. Other stuff got worse. I never had to do much of the "wander around Texas" thing that made SW so famous in the good old days. It is relevant that on a 45m flight, it matters a lot less, since you spend that much time boarding n sheeit. They fly a lot of places now but are basically just a budget carrier. About the only thing that's nice still is their baggage allowance.
You can pay to get your bag on the plane. That's the luxury now.
So can I identify as a "passenger of size" to get the overhead bin to myself? Trans fats are fats!
That's my plan. Why shouldn't I get 3 seats to myself?
If you've tried to get something from a Southwest flight attendant since, oh about when they bought ValueJet (cum Air Tran), you know this will not go well.
I dunno when it was "fly the friendly skies." They're some of the worst, now, IMO.
I hate that you can't pick your seat, so it's a race to hit the pre-check in button 24 hours before if you don't want to get stuck in a middle seat.
Yeah that always sucked. Other stuff got worse. I never had to do much of the "wander around Texas" thing that made SW so famous in the good old days. It is relevant that on a 45m flight, it matters a lot less, since you spend that much time boarding n sheeit. They fly a lot of places now but are basically just a budget carrier. About the only thing that's nice still is their baggage allowance.
You can pay to get your bag on the plane. That's the luxury now.