I sheltered in place for years, just to emerge still stuck with a man who thinks “brown” is an acceptable bed sheet color? Please. I have a sense of propriety.

So close... Maybe that means that men and women are different, and that deciding the "bed sheet colour" is something best left for women? What does it matter if your husband sucks at choosing the bed sheet colour, when you are there to 'correctly' choose the bed sheets for your family?

Shudder. Couldn't be. Dividing labour in marriage and society is according to what each sex does best is anti-feminist.