New Alt-Right comedy movie idea: Some aspiring villain keeps hearing about how close we are to descending into a White Nationalist NWO, and keep trying to set it off but no one ever picks up the slack with him. Whacky hijinks of misunderstood instigations occur, reality is much more normal than he was lead to believe by the Leftist fear mongering, and he starts to wonder who exactly could be in charge of all this deception and misdirection about the proximity to the Fourth Reich.

Starring Rob Schneider, Mike Judge, Joe Rogan, and Mel Gibson.