If you could take over an entertainment company or an IP and do something petty/out of spite like they have done (for example, 2016 Ghostbusters which was a middle finger to real fans or Disney throwing out the EU only to bastardize it). What is 1 to 3 things you would do just to return the pettiness or for revenge?
I would do the following:
Make the Rey "Skywalker" movie and have Rey give up on everything and become a grumpy hermit just to see the critics/shills twist themselves into knots explaining why that was brilliant for Luke but sexist for Rey.
Hire someone to actually adapt Wheel of Time and cast people who look like they are described in the book so I could sit back and laugh at the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Take over a company that makes romance novels or romance movies and have all the male love interests be balding, overweight, middle aged men who are unemployed. When there is backlash I'll just lecture the women about body positivity and unrealistic expectations.
I would buy Intelligent Systems and force them to make a new Fire Emblem game, however this time there would be no homo romance between any of the playable characters, not even in subtext; Then, I would specifically order them to make one of the villains an extreme caricature of a gay man, think of the most extremely unflattering stereotype, just so he can die a very painful death in the end.
The reason? Simply so I could get rid of all the faggots, trannies and fujos that have infested the community ever since Awakening. It would be a huge shitshow, they would be so outraged that they would probably ditch the series completely.
After all that IS would release another FE game, but this time it would be an actual tactic RPG instead of a glorified dating sim.
Could you get them to make the next Paper Mario go back to the style of 64 and TTYD while you're at it?