Something fun for Friday night, let’s get the best offensive jokes going. I’ll start with a few.
my chief once told us that if you look too long a a Filipino girl she’ll get pregnant and demand a green card
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Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Here's another:
A girl asks her dad for mall money, and he tells her that she has to suck his dick for it. She's grossed out but agrees to it. She puts it in her mouth, but quickly spits it out and tells him that it tastes like shit. He tells her that her brother wanted to borrow the car.