Something fun for Friday night, let’s get the best offensive jokes going. I’ll start with a few.
my chief once told us that if you look too long a a Filipino girl she’ll get pregnant and demand a green card
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Two Irishmen are walking down a road when one of them sees a mirror.
"I'm sure I recognise him from somewhere," he said, looking at his own reflection.
The other Irishman pushes him out of the way, looks in the mirror and says, "you fekking retard, it's me!"
Q: What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? A: Sexy kids.
Actual English Subtitles used in Films made in Hong Kong. A few examples:
I read some of those lines in a Bathroom Reader years ago.
"Quiet or I'll blow your throat up."
I always try to use this as a shut-up line, and I always fail to keep a straight face in doing so.