f you're half as attractive and personable as you've led on (and they love the ozzy accent), you should be able to convince one of the Swedish girls you meet to let you stay at her house. Maybe gain her sympathy with talk about the cult and she'll even help you find ways to make money. Once you're back on your feet you can ditch her if you want

Great idea. Piss off a woman in a foreign country so that he becomes a target for her, her simps, or the law ("He abused me!").