In the habit of seeing the article link to check it wasn't the babylonbee, nope it's Sky so that means reality caught up with their satire.

They don't want a level playing field because they'd risk losing, that's why they are so determined to be in women's sports. Which is women's fault, you kept demanding to be 'empathetic to their plight' and you let the predators in, this why we select guys for guard duty.