Who the fuck are these lawyers and who is paying them?

Same people who fund the National Lawyers Guild. Big money Leftist donors who will pour literally millions into guaranteeing that terrorism is protected, that crime is rampant, and that your family are burned alive in your home for the Glorious Revolution.

So, probably, every single major financial institution in the US, a multiplicity of other political activist organizations, the DNC, several of the US's largest hedge funds, and your pension fund.

Basically: you are, but only because your saving's account and taxes are beings spent on it for you.