I thought peanut butter was banned from schools, because of all the darling little Darwinian losers who die if they're in the same building as Mr Peanut. (But see, it was the most popular bag lunch when I was a kid. My school didn't even HAVE a cafeteria, anyone within 5 or 6 blocks walked their asses home for lunch.)
The entire style and tone of the piece isn't journalistic, it's "creative writing", meant specifically to manipulate emotions. It's as yellow as chinaman piss.
Ha! Good for the students. The pushback begins.
I thought peanut butter was banned from schools, because of all the darling little Darwinian losers who die if they're in the same building as Mr Peanut. (But see, it was the most popular bag lunch when I was a kid. My school didn't even HAVE a cafeteria, anyone within 5 or 6 blocks walked their asses home for lunch.)
The entire style and tone of the piece isn't journalistic, it's "creative writing", meant specifically to manipulate emotions. It's as yellow as chinaman piss.