Log fires? You're insane! Don't you know burning wood produces the most horrible thing in the world, carbon emissions? They should just stay warm using the knowledge that they're letting their political betters live like kings, I mean saving the environment!
So only two solutions:
Use nuclear power you fucks and while you're building them just use fossil fuels in the meantime
Give everyone beans
European politicians are dumb enough to consider option 2.
“What did Europeans use before Candles and Log fires?
Electricity”
Log fires? You're insane! Don't you know burning wood produces the most horrible thing in the world, carbon emissions? They should just stay warm using the knowledge that they're letting their political betters live like kings, I mean saving the environment!
and candles come from exploitation of bees. horrendous speciesm that the people should self flagellate for, forever.
thankfully, in a winter without heating, that shouldn't be too long.