Boiling water would work great, of course, then you'd get arrested for assault despite the blatant evidence of breaking and entering and clear threat to life. This by the way is exactly why I laughed so hard when I went by an ad featuring a Muslim man and a blonde woman since this is the reality of western women dating Muslim men.
This is why you should use a block of ice, if it's summer it'll melt before the cops show up. Hence no murder weapon. If it's winter they can't prove that it was you who threw it, it could as well have fallen from the roof.
Yep, never underestimate ice. Tho in a old building like that you could as well just use a brick roof tile and nobody would suspect a thing. Or unscrew the ladder beforehand, so it falls backwards. Bang cracking the goatfuckers skull wide open towards the pavement.
Heck take the glowing iron stick from your fire place and burn that fucker right in his face. A spray bottle with home made chili spray would be guaranteed to blind the goatfucker, 10x more efficient than pepper spray and 100% legal as long as it's home made. Or just acid in a plastic spray bottle would work just fine.
Some axe deoderant and a lighter makes a great Flammenverfer, only $2 and fully legal.
Or connect + and - from your non grounded outlets directly to the metal ladder and the goatfucker flies off from the shock, or he'll get stuck and fried on that ladder.
Baseball bats always works, just be sure to keep a ball nearby to make it legal.
Or get a hunting loicense, it's literally just a weekend course, then you can blow that fuckers head off with an AK-47 or AR-15.
Boiling water would work great, of course, then you'd get arrested for assault despite the blatant evidence of breaking and entering and clear threat to life. This by the way is exactly why I laughed so hard when I went by an ad featuring a Muslim man and a blonde woman since this is the reality of western women dating Muslim men.
This is why you should use a block of ice, if it's summer it'll melt before the cops show up. Hence no murder weapon. If it's winter they can't prove that it was you who threw it, it could as well have fallen from the roof.
Oh you mean the die hard method of murder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdaIg9ggbu8
Yep, never underestimate ice. Tho in a old building like that you could as well just use a brick roof tile and nobody would suspect a thing. Or unscrew the ladder beforehand, so it falls backwards. Bang cracking the goatfuckers skull wide open towards the pavement.
Heck take the glowing iron stick from your fire place and burn that fucker right in his face. A spray bottle with home made chili spray would be guaranteed to blind the goatfucker, 10x more efficient than pepper spray and 100% legal as long as it's home made. Or just acid in a plastic spray bottle would work just fine.
Some axe deoderant and a lighter makes a great Flammenverfer, only $2 and fully legal.
Or connect + and - from your non grounded outlets directly to the metal ladder and the goatfucker flies off from the shock, or he'll get stuck and fried on that ladder.
Baseball bats always works, just be sure to keep a ball nearby to make it legal.
Or get a hunting loicense, it's literally just a weekend course, then you can blow that fuckers head off with an AK-47 or AR-15.
For legal reasons this is all obviously a joke and we mean to do this in minecraft.