She probably would have confronted him sooner, and not tried all that smoothbrained Reddit subterfuge bullshit, if she didn't have the clapping seals to distract her.

Which would have been better as they could have cleaned it up sooner and the husband wouldn't have so much cause to worry she's a schizo psychopath.

I swear Reddit drama whores are only feigning safety concerns when they're always like "don't confront them!", they just hate having their little front row true crime fantasy ruined by people explaining themselves and de-escalating.

On the other hand, hiding your secret long lost lovechild from your wife for half a year because you didn't think they could handle it because of "wedding planning stress" is borderline retarded. Tell her before you get married ya dumbass, if she loses her shit because she's stressed over something pointless, then congratulations you just dodged a bullet at the last second. Don't wait until it's too late to back out cleanly to find out she's a goddamn loon.