a) You did a bad job, Nincompoop Judge, so you are fired, O otherwise fine compatriot; may you do better, freed, and elsewhere.
b) You deserve to be burned at the stake, Evildoer and Tyrant, so your meat is on fire, O otherwise immortal human; may God have mercy on your thus-freed soul.
Nope.
We're beyond (a), more toward (b)...
a) You did a bad job, Nincompoop Judge, so you are fired, O otherwise fine compatriot; may you do better, freed, and elsewhere.
b) You deserve to be burned at the stake, Evildoer and Tyrant, so your meat is on fire, O otherwise immortal human; may God have mercy on your thus-freed soul.
Speech was a pressure valve. Now we add heat.