Caller: There's a bunch of old naked degens spreading their cheeks for kids!? Send an officier ASAP!
911: Did you cup their balls and show the kids how to suck dick?
Caller: ...no.
911: We're sending an officer now. You're in big trouble, homophobe. Dick sucking 101 in the clink will teach you how to love all that kid friendly gay shit. It's the Canadian way.
Caller: There's a bunch of old naked degens spreading their cheeks for kids!? Send an officier ASAP!
911: Did you cup their balls and show the kids how to suck dick?
Caller: ...no.
911: We're sending an officer now. You're in big trouble, homophobe. Dick sucking 101 in the clink will teach you how to love all that kid friendly gay shit. It's the Canadian way.
State Enforced Homosexuality.