I represent a marginalized group. It's referred to as the people who used to be able to buy and sell property and had property rights.

If I have to be forced to sell it to someone that that lowballs me, I might become upset and that property could spontaneously combust somehow after the sale. Which I guess could be considered cultural enrichment, knowing how these stooges think.

Actually, that's offensive to both The Three Stooges and The Stooges.