you read books...no not those books!

you embrace our science and you reject conducting your own research or experiments

you are willing to change your mind when new information becomes available, so long is it is the approved information

you understand that most issues are not black and white, you also shun the evil far right bigots

you believe in true equality for all people, especially when some people are more equal than others

you like to share, but you don't ask anything of me

you embrace corporation, so long as it's cooperating with me

you respect others rights, unless they don't deserve those rights according to me

you believe culture and arts have value, including porn

you care for the planet and all of its life by buying our expensive climate products instead of actually picking up trash or advancing environmental stewardship