It's not even about that. Even if Zelensky wakes up from his cocaine-induced stupor, teleports behind PutZZler and goes "nothing personnel kid" before beheading him with a katana and officially conquering Russia, Ukraine - or rather, the Ukrainians - will still lose. There's nothing for them to gain, all they'll get is assfucking taught to their small children and robbed of their country's natural resources by globohomo corps. Zelensky and his cronies will add a couple more billion to their overseas accounts and that'll be the entirety of their "glorious victory".