Austria has some “post-feminist” duet song about the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe and the music industry somehow (yes, really), but my favourite ridiculous thing so far is Poland selecting a literal Insta thot who won Next Top Model, evidently can’t really sing, and is hated by all the fags because she is “homophobic and classist/elitist”, lol…
Ah, Eurotrash…
Australia didn’t even let people vote for our entry this year, because the West Australian state government paid to get a particular entry the right to represent the whole country, lol…
Oh, and the singer is an immigration lawyer, in “real life”, because of course he is…
Wack.
The UK's entry is a revenge song some woman wrote about her ex.
First time a Eurovision entry has really described the spirit of the country it's from. If she sings about killing him, it's their new national anthem.
Yeah, just saw it. It’s almost exactly like “That’s Rich” from Ireland last year…
Fuck she’s ugly, though. Like maaaan that’s who they chose to represent the UK..?
Must be from a minor aristocrat family or something…
Ireland had that last year (very similar, anyway), so not exactly a new idea, at this comp, after the last few years…
Voyager (Australia’s entry) is ok, I just hate that a state government rigged the jury selection to get it in…
Just be thankful the US or Canada aren't invited. Either one would produce a massive pile of over-produced feminist crap that cost half the GDP of the smaller nations competing.
Ukraine will win again.
American Song Contest does exist, ya know! It was semi ok, although the winner and several other songs were as you describe, yeah…
But yes. They probably will.
Diana, the harlot of Wales, wrote it.
What?
Are you a child?
The actual national anthem of the UK is about the ex of Diana, so it would be fitting if she wrote a revenge song about him and it became the national anthem of the UK.
I just thought it wasn't a very good joke.