If we're going down that road, I think it's more likely that their teachers were possessed by demons...but I'm certainly not ruling out your general theory. I agree it's all a scam.

Also, super edgy take; cancer is real, but the "cure" is often worse than the disease. Cancer treatment is absolute bullshit, and you'd probably be better off taking turmeric or whatever those great natural things are. "Modern medicine" never let's you see the side-by-side, but it seems like a lot of the time their "cures" just fucking kill you (or at least your immune system) before the cancer can. "Yay, we beat cancer! You're dead, but we beat cancer."

Nah, I'll see a doctor if there's worrying amounts of blood spurting, and I expect even then they'll fuck it up, and overcharge me to boot. I think super glue would have worked better than my last ER visit, those fucks. "Oh, I don't really know what to do with that bit of skin. We'll just kind of mash it in there. If it's not viable it will probably fall off or whatever." Bitch, this looks worse than when I came in here, what are you doing?