I'm going to translate his words into what he's actually saying:
"As the CEO of a company founded in America’s heartland more than 165 years ago, I am responsible for ensuring every consumer feels proud of the beer we brew."
We brew beer with rice instead of hops because it is cheaper, and our simpleton consumers don't give a shit about quality because they live in places where people drink our swill just because they think they should.
"We’re honored to be part of the fabric of this country. Anheuser-Busch employs more than 18,000 people and our independent distributors employ an additional 47,000 valued colleagues."
Boycotting us really means you are hurting your friends.
"We have thousands of partners, millions of fans and a proud history supporting our communities, military, first responders, sports fans and hard-working Americans everywhere,"
See only good people drink our beer, not trannies or faggots.
""We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people. We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer."
We absolutely intended to let this dumb bitch do whatever she wants because we can't fire her for reasons we don't want to get into, because it will DEFINITELY make you not want to support us.
This CEO hurt himself way, way more then he realized with this statement. All he had to say was "The bitch is fired and we apologize, this runs counter to our core values."
"My time serving this country taught me the importance of accountability and the values upon which America was founded: freedom, hard work and respect for one another. As CEO of Anheuser-Busch, I am focused on building and protecting our remarkable history and heritage. I care deeply about this country, this company, our brands and our partners. I spend much of my time traveling across America, listening to and learning from our customers, distributors and others. Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to consumers across our nation,"
A bunch of gay useless bullshit that means nothing but his lawyers thought it sounded good.
I'm going to translate his words into what he's actually saying:
We brew beer with rice instead of hops because it is cheaper, and our simpleton consumers don't give a shit about quality because they live in places where people drink our swill just because they think they should.
Boycotting us really means you are hurting your friends.
See only good people drink our beer, not trannies or faggots.
We absolutely intended to let this dumb bitch do whatever she wants because we can't fire her for reasons we don't want to get into, because it will DEFINITELY make you not want to support us.
This CEO hurt himself way, way more then he realized with this statement. All he had to say was "The bitch is fired and we apologize, this runs counter to our core values."
A bunch of gay useless bullshit that means nothing but his lawyers thought it sounded good.
You have the gift, my child. Now do Hannity!