I totally mean this seriously but I am adding these words in order to prevent my arrest", which is quite frankly not possible to prove under the beyond a reasonable doubt standard
Why is it not? I mean it’s quite obvious why “in Minecraft” is said, but why is it not provable beyond a reasonable doubt?
Because you don't know what the fuck was going on in his head. How could you have NO REASONABLE DOUBT and be SO CERTAIN as to what he meant when he wrote "in minecraft"? You're not in his head. You can't just project your own opinion into his head.
Thankfully only 1 juror needs to correctly apply the reasonable doubt standard, as you so aptly just demonstrated that some jurors like you would not.
Why is it not? I mean it’s quite obvious why “in Minecraft” is said, but why is it not provable beyond a reasonable doubt?
Because you don't know what the fuck was going on in his head. How could you have NO REASONABLE DOUBT and be SO CERTAIN as to what he meant when he wrote "in minecraft"? You're not in his head. You can't just project your own opinion into his head.
Thankfully only 1 juror needs to correctly apply the reasonable doubt standard, as you so aptly just demonstrated that some jurors like you would not.