Wow, thank Christ we have watchdogs to tell us revelations like these! Me, being a literal niggercattle who unironically reads WaPo, would have never figured out that evacuating the military first, starting in the middle of the night, without even telling allies, and only then realizing a bunch of civilians and an enormous stockpile of weapons was left behind, and then bragging about how many illiterate goatfuckers we managed to fit on one Galaxy while US citizens were unable to be evacuated, was not actually a stroke of pure goddamn genius! And it only took a year and a half for them to figure out!