Uh oh! Big pharma has been pouring estrogenic compounds in the sewers again and it's up to the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles to stop them! But this time it might be more than they bargained for!
"D-donatello, what in the SHELL is happening to us?! (Leonardo stares down at his comically convex shell breasts)"
"Listen Mikey just tell me I'm pretty... I don't care if its true or not, Mikey, please..." "YOU'RE LOOKIN' TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS, HON! I MEAN 'DON'!"
The turtles are at it again!
"SHREDDER, LIKE, TOTALLY JUST DEADNAMED US DUDES!"
Leonardina, Raphaela, Donatina, Michaelangela!
They're on a mission!
"COWABUNGA CHUDS!"
To find their feminine side!
(Trailer music halts as a fingerpainted door opens to Raphael reading a story to kids in full drag, crossing his legs over to the bewilderment, disgust, and fascination of everyone in the room as his mutated lovecraftian turtle dick is briefly and repeatedly exposed - Leonardo shakes his head with embarassment)
Originally they used Venus [de Milo] for a female TMNT character back in 1997 since the naming convention for the 4 guys were artists while Venus was the actual art piece.
So if they really wanted to remain consistent with that names like Mona Lisa, which was painted by Leonardo, would actually work.
The Venus de Milo wasn't even a piece by any of the 4 artists the TMNT are named for, however as with the above example for Leonardo and the Mona Lisa there were many pieces created by Donatello, Michaelanglo, and Raphael with the name Madonna/Mary, such as the Madonna and Child, Madonna della Pietà/La Pietà, and the Sistine Madonna, respective to the aforementioned artists. However having both Mona and Madonna/Mary would likely mean too many names beginning with M.
Lisa would likely fit however but then this line of thought is pointless in the first place because woke remakes are garbage for multiple reasons, let alone the replacement of historical characters.
Uh oh! Big pharma has been pouring estrogenic compounds in the sewers again and it's up to the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles to stop them! But this time it might be more than they bargained for!
"D-donatello, what in the SHELL is happening to us?! (Leonardo stares down at his comically convex shell breasts)"
"Listen Mikey just tell me I'm pretty... I don't care if its true or not, Mikey, please..." "YOU'RE LOOKIN' TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS, HON! I MEAN 'DON'!"
The turtles are at it again!
"SHREDDER, LIKE, TOTALLY JUST DEADNAMED US DUDES!"
Leonardina, Raphaela, Donatina, Michaelangela!
They're on a mission!
"COWABUNGA CHUDS!"
To find their feminine side!
(Trailer music halts as a fingerpainted door opens to Raphael reading a story to kids in full drag, crossing his legs over to the bewilderment, disgust, and fascination of everyone in the room as his mutated lovecraftian turtle dick is briefly and repeatedly exposed - Leonardo shakes his head with embarassment)
Originally they used Venus [de Milo] for a female TMNT character back in 1997 since the naming convention for the 4 guys were artists while Venus was the actual art piece.
So if they really wanted to remain consistent with that names like Mona Lisa, which was painted by Leonardo, would actually work.
The Venus de Milo wasn't even a piece by any of the 4 artists the TMNT are named for, however as with the above example for Leonardo and the Mona Lisa there were many pieces created by Donatello, Michaelanglo, and Raphael with the name Madonna/Mary, such as the Madonna and Child, Madonna della Pietà/La Pietà, and the Sistine Madonna, respective to the aforementioned artists. However having both Mona and Madonna/Mary would likely mean too many names beginning with M.
Lisa would likely fit however but then this line of thought is pointless in the first place because woke remakes are garbage for multiple reasons, let alone the replacement of historical characters.