Allow me to try to translate this blatantly editorialized drek from the Corporate Sludge it's originally written in.
Workers are hoping for more and better communication from their managers and employers this year, a report released this week finds.
Employees are sick of their bosses giving them the corporate speech about "dialogue," and actually want their demands and expectations met.
Approximately one-third of workers reported they are looking for career-growth opportunities.
I am looking for a better job.
A similar percentage said they want to take on more responsibilities at their current job in 2023, and learn new skills, the Offsyte report found.
I want to learn things that will let me quit this shit job and move onto something I don't hate as much, which will pay more.
...and more team-building activities that will improve collaboration (38%)
Employees want their bosses to tell the lazy useless workers to do their job or fire them.
Women especially have said they feel burned out as a result of taking on disproportionally more caregiving responsibilities for children and older family members.
Modern women are weak and coddled, they've never been less strained and over-worked in history.
In fact, collaboration is top of mind among employees.
Look, they're still trying to pretend this is a real phrase that human beings say, instead of laughing at Jen Pblackie for being incompetent.
Allow me to try to translate this blatantly editorialized drek from the Corporate Sludge it's originally written in.
Employees are sick of their bosses giving them the corporate speech about "dialogue," and actually want their demands and expectations met.
I am looking for a better job.
I want to learn things that will let me quit this shit job and move onto something I don't hate as much, which will pay more.
Employees want their bosses to tell the lazy useless workers to do their job or fire them.
Modern women are weak and coddled, they've never been less strained and over-worked in history.
Look, they're still trying to pretend this is a real phrase that human beings say, instead of laughing at Jen Pblackie for being incompetent.
Excellent translation!