Oh No! Zelensky Shoots His Eye Out With The Rocket Launcher He Got For Christmas
KYIV, UKRAINE — Tragedy struck Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky Friday as he shot himself in the eye with a rocket launcher he had received only days before as a gift from the United States.
That's embarrassing.
Oh wait It's the Bee.
When asked about his own experiences, Biden said "I had one when I was his age. I'd go out to play 'cowboy and indians' with all the neighbor kids and their toys. That was until somebody broke Mr. Nelson's window. That was a good time."