24 () posted 1 year ago by Theman2008 1 year ago by Theman2008 +27 / -3 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Ironically, I would trust an automated fast food restaurant more than what passes for fast food today.
Don't worry, for that authentic experience they installed a robot that will spit on your food for you. However due to being as cheap as possible, it is using imitation spit made out of ground up chicken parts not used in the nuggets.
"Hey! There's no spit in my burger!"
"APOLOGIES HUMAN. PLEASE DISCARD THIS FOOD WHILE ANOTHER BURGER IS CONSTRUCTED THAT CORRESPONDS TO YOUR TASTE PREFERENCE."
"Hey! I go to McDonalds! I don't know what half those words mean!"
"APOLOGIES HUMAN. THIS UNIT WILL COMMUNICATE IN EMOJIS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS TRANSACTION."
"🆕🍔 w/ 💦👌?"