In Finnish that thankfully doesn't work because if you referred to yourself in plural no one would take you seriously.

This used to be the case in America until the feminist/gay/tranny lobby started fucking with us. Yet someone who will call an individual a "they" won't use the royal "we" when referring to herself in the first person.

We are not amused, but confused.

P.S.

God bless Finland. Any culture that produces a Jorma Kaukonen is aces in my book.

P.P.S.

Looking up information on Finland after reading your comment, I was rather unsettled when I came across this: https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/finland/

Evidently, the spooks are trying to be public spirited by publishing a sort of encyclopedia that I imagine was compiled in the course of their spying.