Trump has a rally and calls DeSantis "DeStinkus." His audience cheers.
The media amp up their narrative portraying DeSantis as Megafascist Turbonazi Worse Than Trump Man because they want Trump to run, no matter what.
DeSantis wins the primary because most Republicans are tired of Trump's antics.
Trump, infuriated, has a rally. Announces he will run against "DeStupid Fat Moron Fuckface" as an Independent. His audience cheers.
Media blasts narrative that a DeSantis or Trump victory will result in the literal destruction of the solar system.
Election results: Forever Trumpers split the Republican vote. The corpse of Joe Biden, animated by a set of wires and pulleys, is re-elected.
His first act is to sign a series of executive orders providing free gender affirming surgeries to infants, creating Soylent Green factories in every major city, and mandating euthanasia for the Republican party.
Here's how it plays out.
DeSantis announces he will seek the nomination.
Trump has a rally and calls DeSantis "DeStinkus." His audience cheers.
The media amp up their narrative portraying DeSantis as Megafascist Turbonazi Worse Than Trump Man because they want Trump to run, no matter what.
DeSantis wins the primary because most Republicans are tired of Trump's antics.
Trump, infuriated, has a rally. Announces he will run against "DeStupid Fat Moron Fuckface" as an Independent. His audience cheers.
Media blasts narrative that a DeSantis or Trump victory will result in the literal destruction of the solar system.
Election results: Forever Trumpers split the Republican vote. The corpse of Joe Biden, animated by a set of wires and pulleys, is re-elected.
His first act is to sign a series of executive orders providing free gender affirming surgeries to infants, creating Soylent Green factories in every major city, and mandating euthanasia for the Republican party.
This is a sadly believable possibility.
Biden will not run again. They will run an all female 2024 ticket.