Which one would you choose and what would you do? (Other than kick out anyone who uses pronouns). Me personally I'm torn between two:
Sony: not so much for PlayStation (I'd just shut down and fire everyone at California HQ and remove all censorship, make 18+ material require a password to look at) but anime access, cutting off any American influence there and getting better rates for studios would be in the best interest.
Bethesda: would fire Todd Howard then force them to go to Id and get a better game engine.
First, you would be praised as a saint or a legend if you did that
Second, you will be taught necessary skills for when all the agencies come for you
Google can afford to hire Triple Canopy for some serious security