“At 1 week prior to the study end, the placebo group had 10 mice running around vs 20 mice running around for the drugged group” - Therefore we conclude it enhanced their vitality!
‘* 1 week later all the drugged mice died. We quickly euthanized the placebo group and will publish this information in 70 years time.
You don’t need to lie!
Just redefine your endpoints!
“At 1 week prior to the study end, the placebo group had 10 mice running around vs 20 mice running around for the drugged group” - Therefore we conclude it enhanced their vitality!
‘* 1 week later all the drugged mice died. We quickly euthanized the placebo group and will publish this information in 70 years time.