“At 1 week prior to the study end, the placebo group had 10 mice running around vs 20 mice running around for the drugged group” - Therefore we conclude it enhanced their vitality!
‘* 1 week later all the drugged mice died. We quickly euthanized the placebo group and will publish this information in 70 years time.
Why when it comes to medical discoveries do I always remember the health-obsession parody song "Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin"?
♪ We tested it on animals, and none of them survived ♫
♫ But that's okay 'cause when we wrote the papers up we lied ♪
You don’t need to lie!
Just redefine your endpoints!
“At 1 week prior to the study end, the placebo group had 10 mice running around vs 20 mice running around for the drugged group” - Therefore we conclude it enhanced their vitality!
‘* 1 week later all the drugged mice died. We quickly euthanized the placebo group and will publish this information in 70 years time.