A bicycle is a fucking toy. Its top speed is far lower than the speed limit of at least half the roads they drive on, and unlike everything else on the road it slows to a fucking crawl uphill to the point that walking would probably be faster. Not to mention they are probably less safe than a motorcycle since they have less mass to take the energy from a crash.

Why people think they should have the same rights as a car is beyond me, especially since they violate the laws all the time when they run stop signs and traffic lights.