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I got attacked by a dog twice the size of a pitbull. The big fucker didn't even break my skin.
A pitbull won't stop until either you or it is dead, because it is a mutant monster bred specially to fight to the death.
Like, https://youtube.com/watch?v=b33R9h508Ps You think it would end once multiple people arrived with help and armed (literal halberds wtf, a gun) and chased them away from eating this man? Of course fucking not. (The man died of his injuries anyway.)
They also usually devour little children. And won't let go too, unless you kill the hellspawn:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O5UwA5y32Ew
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K52oWrPV6sg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEqTg2Mz-BQ
I think those 'halberds' are tree trimmers.. it's basically a big pair of garden shears on a stick, for trimming loose branches high up.