Trump was a sellout

This analogy falls flat because Trump was never an ideological purist, let alone on the side of right-wingers or conservatives. He's just a pro-American businessman who wants everyone's vote. His attitude is "I don't care if you're conservative or liberal, give me a chance. Let's make a deal." People act like he was on the Right because he's the first guy in decades who doesn't treat them like deplorables.

Probably got downvotes because people enjoyed the joke and think it's a good comic, not because they disagreed with your particular critique of "early Stonetoss" vs. "modern Stonetoss". Even if he's becoming lame, this was pretty good.