“That’s where I come in,” says Paula the Penis, a biological female who regularly dons an inflatable penis costume and performs for schoolchildren all over California. “Though I was assigned a sex - female - at birth by a gender-binary-dominated societal structure, and though there is a powerful cultural association with being female and not having a penis, by putting on this costume, I can become a person with a penis."

Being a massive dick is not the same as having one. That sentence works both figuratively and literally.

Was Freud right all along about women's penis envy?