Not every day you get to call someone a Sheisseficker, but I guess it is this day. I'm sure she will accept the two girls one cup German style video, because the cup will be considered a foreigner. She should find a nice man in the Middle East and declare herself a Lesbian to his entire family during prayers.

The only good thing I can see out of this is her job is unimportant, and she can be replaced quickly by a foreigner. A dog with rabies perhaps? A parrot that only knows swear words and dirty jokes? A nuclear power plant? All of the above?

May she find out she's a quarter german as she starts building camps.

May her best ideas be sent around the world as the latest joke to hear.

I feel like telling East German jokes now. What do you call an East German Pole Vaulter? Western. Don't worry folks, if you can't remember what the argument with your wife was about, the stasi will tell you. I love my friends, especially the one spying on me.