Here's a Simpsons character who should be retired and replaced by a noble pee-of-see: Snake. It makes no sense why a white thug who talks like a surfer dude would be seen committing so many crimes like he does and getting away with it. His replacement should be a black man named Dawg who speaks ebonics. That makes a lot more sense and more properly reflects the world we live in. Plus, the fact that he's black would explain why he keeps on getting out of prison and put back on the streets no matter how many crimes he commits.