Apparently it's robbery day at the Bronx Zoo and the ape house are attacking everyone. From thugs pushing teens down stairwells and robbing them to a silverbacked Bonifa Latifa Halifa Sharifa Jackson and Clyde robbing a Family Dollar and choking a clerk who tried to stop them, we go to two crazies randomly attacking people, one beat the everloving fuck out of a man with a rock on the subway, the other suckerpunching the shit out of illegal aliens and asian grannies in central park. Throw in their woke DAs letting people out to commit more crimes, it's a real thirdworld shithole there.

Meanwhile, in Tampa...

The new State's Attorney is busy pulling a Hank Scorpio on her predecessor's office and policies, the most important of which was to NOT prosecute so-called 'low-level crimes'. A woman, latina, and a judge, you would think the progressive cunts would be cheering her on. But, they're spitting teeth over how she's vowed to prosecute criminals and uphold the law. They're trying the old 'it's waycist because people of color are most likely to be involved in crimes'. She and her flame thrower of justice can't fucking hear you over her maniacal cackling.