Can you imagine the absolute retardation of having to explain that Trump is a evil, Machiavellian, piss-baby, who is so evil he stole nuclear secrets, but is so stupid he tried to destroy them by "making them go where the poop goes", even though the only person who has access to those documents... is the FBI because you put a lock on the door that no one else can get in to.
If they actually put that in the affidavit that judge will become a laughing stock. (more than an Epstein-linked judge already is...)
Can you imagine the absolute retardation of having to explain that Trump is a evil, Machiavellian, piss-baby, who is so evil he stole nuclear secrets, but is so stupid he tried to destroy them by "making them go where the poop goes", even though the only person who has access to those documents... is the FBI because you put a lock on the door that no one else can get in to.
Also, that Trump has never heard of "fire" or "shredders".