While Cloud’s intentions, in both original and remake, were to cross-dress in order to rescue Tifa (whom he believes to be kidnapped), the song and dance in the remake from Andrea’s perspective seems to act as if this is an expression of who Cloud is.
Andrea says “True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame, to which notions of gender don’t apply” at the end of their dance number.
It doesn't change that Cloud absolutely hated it, and suffered through it only for the sake of saving Tifa. Andrea is definitely queer, Cloud isn't.
Honestly, even if it was something to hate, it has NOTHING on the awful combat, forced crawlspeed padding, and stupid as shit twist that doesn't make sense.
Not sure what you mean. The only thing that was really missing from it was the old macho spa, pretty sure everything else in the whole sequence was there in some form.
It doesn't change that Cloud absolutely hated it, and suffered through it only for the sake of saving Tifa. Andrea is definitely queer, Cloud isn't.
Honestly, even if it was something to hate, it has NOTHING on the awful combat, forced crawlspeed padding, and stupid as shit twist that doesn't make sense.
How hard would it be to censor it back to what the original developers intended?
We really need to do this.
Not sure what you mean. The only thing that was really missing from it was the old macho spa, pretty sure everything else in the whole sequence was there in some form.
THEY TOOK OUT THE SQUAT BROS?